Women marries amusement park ride

[RecycleMichael]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

Woman getting married to fairground ride

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
 
By Sasjkia Otto
Published: 05 Aug 2009

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports. Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it. She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”

[Townsend]

So will the ride pay for the honeymoon?

Did she hold a funeral for Zingo?

[sgrizzle]

Those surprised by this story never watched the series "Boston Legal"

[Breadburner]

So will the ride pay for the honeymoon?

Did she hold a funeral for Zingo?

Damn You....

[Townsend]

Damn You....

FTW

[Ed W]

Ya see!  Ya see!  The fundies were right!  This is what happens when you have that thin end of the wedge - same sex marriages.  next thing you know, cats and dogs are living together, women marry amusement park rides, and maybe, just maybe, I'll bump into my ex-wife.  Who knows what could happen!

It the end of the world!  Or something like that.....

[TheArtist]

You just know that a hurricane or earthquake is in the offing right quick like as a result of this. tsk tsk

[cannon_fodder]

If we let people marry amusement park rides, the next thing you know people will want to marry the same sex.  Then the world will really fall apart.  Gays are the biggest threat to America you know.   

[Cats Cats Cats]

You just know that a hurricane or earthquake is in the offing right quick like as a result of this. tsk tsk

We need more information on time frame.  There was the earthquake in Baja, CA earlier in the week.

[Conan71]

If we let people marry amusement park rides, the next thing you know people will want to marry the same sex.  Then the world will really fall apart.  Gays are the biggest threat to America you know.   

Yes, CF, we are all worried about catching "the gay".  Heh, still one of your funnier lines.

[TURobY]

Yes, CF, we are all worried about catching "the gay".

You shouldn't be worried, because we're not going after the adults... we're going after your children! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Evil laugh) 

[sgrizzle]

Yes, CF, we are all worried about catching "the gay".  Heh, still one of your funnier lines.

Can you catch "greased up deaf guy?"

[brianh]

"She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it."

I'm pretty sure they aren't going to want those spare parts back now.

[cannon_fodder]

I'm pretty sure they aren't going to want those spare parts back now.

Heh.  At least it's a real marriage:  since she has its nuts in her purse.

[Townsend]

Heh.  At least it's a real marriage:  since she has its nuts in her purse.

kudos