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Started by swake, July 14, 2009, 12:33:49 PM

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Conan71

UTW, July 8, 2009

http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A27475


"Taylor for Congress"

Dear Editor:

Redneck Oklahoma has never had a female U.S. Senator and had only two Congresswomen, Alice Mary Robertson (1920-22) and Mary Fallin (2006-present).

This taxation without representation for Okie women is the pits.

Fallin is giving up her seat to run for governor and that could leave us with a stag-party Congressional delegation, again.

Because we, women, are 51 percent of the U.S. population, we deserve half of all legislative bodies.

So, this feminist granny suggests drafting Tulsa retiring Democratic mayor, Kathy Taylor, to run against my Republican Congressman, John Sullivan, currently rehabbing at the Betty Ford clinic for alcoholics.

Here's why Taylor would be a good Congresswoman:

1. She has her own jet plane to fly back and forth to the nation's capital.

2. She has the do-re-me to fund a million-dollar campaign just like she did when she ran for mayor.

3. She learned state government when she was a member of Gov. Brad Henry's cabinet.

4. She mastered city and county government in four years at City Hall.

5. She supported Barack Obama for president so that will give her back-door access to the White House.

6. She has a mansion worthy of a Congressional "hostess with the mostest."

7. She has demonstrated to city and county official that she has the quality possessed by great members of Congress--a mean streak.

Run, Kathy, run.

Love Always,

Virginia Blue Jeans Jenner, Wagoner"


Might explain why she doesn't run for city office anymore, she's no longer a Tulsa citizen.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

FOTD

She may be focusing on Senator. Congress is too proletariat.

tim huntzinger

Huh. That is weird.  A local 'blogger' covered the Falling campaign announcement but not the Medlock conference.  Here are some pics from flickr: http://www.flickr.com/search/?s=rec&w=all&q=annafalling+tulsa&m=tags

Looks like she has The Big Mo.  Lot more people there, something going down as she speaks in the background.  And the support of Tulsa Bloggers!! Wow! She is on far!

Townsend

Where was the rest of her campaign team?