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Title: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Tulsa Zephyr on October 01, 2014, 04:27:27 pm
I've seen a For Sale sign outside JJ's for the past several days.  I've never eaten there.  I've never tried.  Can it be that I'll never have the chance to be offended by Tulsa's own burger Nazi?...or do you suppose he's venturing into something else we can't live without?
 ???


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Breadburner on October 01, 2014, 05:49:36 pm
He's just getting out....He's no spring chicken......It's definitely a loss....!!


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: guido911 on October 01, 2014, 06:31:00 pm
Saw this about the "burger nazi":

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/58/1611615/restaurant/The-Pearl/JJs-Gourmet-Burger-Cafe-Tulsa

Hasn't the "treat your customers like sh!t" thing run its course?


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Breadburner on October 01, 2014, 06:58:45 pm
He doesn't treat you like smile....He just says he's not serving anymore burgers and turns people away....His service is great....


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: guido911 on October 01, 2014, 07:31:15 pm
He doesn't treat you like smile....He just says he's not serving anymore burgers and turns people away....His service is great....

Fair enough. Never even knew this place existed. I can count on one hand the number of times I have sat down at a restaurant in the past year (iirc).


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: sgrizzle on October 01, 2014, 08:29:58 pm
I can count on one hand the number of times I have sat down at a restaurant in the past year (iirc).

Hemorrhoids can have that effect on people.


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Breadburner on October 02, 2014, 01:08:34 pm
Fair enough. Never even knew this place existed. I can count on one hand the number of times I have sat down at a restaurant in the past year (iirc).


You should go there at least once...His burgers are ground prime rib.....Cooked his way btw.....!! hah.....


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Tulsa Zephyr on October 06, 2014, 05:54:54 am
The "For Sale" sign was gone Friday.  Maybe he's going to turn it into a Shotgun Sam's?   8)


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: dbacksfan 2.0 on October 06, 2014, 07:14:23 pm
The "For Sale" sign was gone Friday.  Maybe he's going to turn it into a Shotgun Sam's?   8)

"Coming Soon! JR's Gourmet Burgers from master chef Jim Rice!"


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2014, 08:30:40 am
"Coming Soon! JR's Gourmet Burgers from master chef Jim Rice!"

C'mon down to JR's Gourmet Burgers!  It'll be the same recipe!  And the same quality ingredients!

Except that the burgers won't be made of prime rib.

And the buns will be different.

And instead of getting cake and cappucino you'll get a Milky Way bar and a red Solo cup half-full of Mr. Pibb.

And it might be served by a methhead in a tight yellow shirt.
(However, I can guarantee that my girls will give you the best "service" in Tulsa.  If you know what I mean.  And I think you do.)

Also, your burger might be really, really well-done.

Um... and the recipe might actually be different after all, because the last guy wouldn't give it to us.

Other than that, though, it'll be the SAME JJ's greatness that Tulsa has grown to know and love!

GRAND OPENING Monday, October 13th!
(Pending Health Department approval)


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2014, 08:38:21 am
(I realize that my spelling was too good for the above work of parody to be all that plausible, but I was too tired to go back through and add the requisite amount of errors.)

 :D


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: Conan71 on October 09, 2014, 10:09:36 am
C'mon down to JR's Gourmet Burgers!  It'll be the same recipe!  And the same quality ingredients!

Except that the burgers won't be made of prime rib.

And the buns will be different.

And instead of getting cake and cappucino you'll get a Milky Way bar and a red Solo cup half-full of Mr. Pibb.

And it might be served by a methhead in a tight yellow shirt.
(However, I can guarantee that my girls will give you the best "service" in Tulsa.  If you know what I mean.  And I think you do.)

Also, your burger might be really, really well-done.

Um... and the recipe might actually be different after all, because the last guy wouldn't give it to us.

Other than that, though, it'll be the SAME JJ's greatness that Tulsa has grown to know and love!

GRAND OPENING Monday, October 13th!
(Pending Health Department approval)

He will channel the recipe from the spirit of Ken Selby, since they were golfing buddies n stuff, because Ken worked there briefly, or was that McDonalds, but he still had JJs recipe.

And well have Santa Clause (sic) there for the kiddies!"


Title: Re: JJ's Gourmet Burger Cafe???
Post by: dbacksfan 2.0 on October 17, 2014, 01:48:52 am
C'mon down to JR's Gourmet Burgers!  It'll be the same recipe!  And the same quality ingredients!

Except that the burgers won't be made of prime rib.

And the buns will be different.

And instead of getting cake and cappucino you'll get a Milky Way bar and a red Solo cup half-full of Mr. Pibb.

And it might be served by a methhead in a tight yellow shirt.
(However, I can guarantee that my girls will give you the best "service" in Tulsa.  If you know what I mean.  And I think you do.)

Also, your burger might be really, really well-done.

Um... and the recipe might actually be different after all, because the last guy wouldn't give it to us.

Other than that, though, it'll be the SAME JJ's greatness that Tulsa has grown to know and love!

GRAND OPENING Monday, October 13th!
(Pending Health Department approval)

Well done, and I don't mean the burger.