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Title: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Teatownclown on January 29, 2013, 05:29:15 pm
After Sammy Hagar show, duo was "having a little sexual fun"...
JANUARY 29--Jerry McNally and Marcia Gilbert attended a Sammy Hagar show last week at the Lucky Star Casino in Concho, Oklahoma and were apparently feeling frisky post-concert.

So the couple got into McNally’s 1997 Ford F250 and headed for the TA Truck Stop, where they were spotted around midnight “taking naked pictures in front of the semi’s in the back lot,” according to an Oklahoma City Police Department police report.
A security guard told cops that he found McNally, 56, and Gilbert, 60, sitting in the Ford “completely naked.” The guard reported that there was a “large flesh colored dildo lying in…Gilbert’s lap,” while “McNally had lubricant on his hands.”

When questioned by Sergeant David Van Curen, Gilbert did not try to explain away the naked hijinks. Gilbert apologized to the cop and said that “they had gone to the Sammy Hagar concert and were just having a little sexual fun.”

McNally and Gilbert were each cited for public indecency and told to leave the truck stop and not return.

Hagar is next scheduled to perform on February 9 at the third anniversary celebration of the Cabo Wabo Cantina in Las Vegas. (2 pages)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/post-sammy-hagar-sex?page=0

related: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/post-sammy-hagar-sex?page=0


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Conan71 on January 29, 2013, 08:11:15 pm
Hagar never made me particularly horny.  At least not flesh-colored dildo horny.

Brings a whole new connotation to "TA" truck stop. 

"She's my little rock-n-roll..."


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: sgrizzle on January 30, 2013, 08:06:29 am
I'm sure they weren't doing anything TTC hasn't done at least three times before.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: DolfanBob on January 30, 2013, 09:01:32 am
56 and 60. Oh the horror.  :o


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: rdj on January 30, 2013, 11:46:09 am
What a cougar...

Conan, great pick up on "TA".


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: patric on January 30, 2013, 12:10:51 pm
I see another reality show in this, possibly from some classy outfit like A&E.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Townsend on January 30, 2013, 12:17:47 pm
I see another reality show in this, possibly from some classy outfit like A&E.

Not to be argumentative but I think this leans more toward The Learning Channel.

(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1207/the-learning-channel-learning-honeybooboo-rednecks-demotivational-posters-1343614275.jpg)

Toddlers & Tiaras, Sarah Palin's Alaska, LA Ink, Extreme Couponing, 19 Kids and Counting, Kate Plus 8, Sister Wives, Long Island Medium, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding

Seems like the place.

Mighty fine learnin'.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: DolfanBob on January 30, 2013, 12:36:50 pm
Even that picture makes me laugh. I'm sorry, sometimes you just have to dumb it down. Not all that Highfalutin humor on them big wig t.v. stations.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Hoss on January 30, 2013, 12:50:46 pm
Even that picture makes me laugh. I'm sorry, sometimes you just have to dumb it down. Not all that Highfalutin humor on them big wig t.v. stations.

Watch it DB, you're starting to sound a little like the boiled, pickled cabbage!

 :o


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: DolfanBob on January 30, 2013, 01:34:34 pm
I used to watch a show where the folks had a cement pond.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Townsend on January 30, 2013, 01:43:03 pm
I used to watch a show where the folks had a cement pond.

People knew that was produced, acted, fake, etc.  You knew acting like Jethro wouldn't take you far.

Fans of these shows on TLC are unaware of those realities.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: RecycleMichael on January 30, 2013, 01:45:50 pm
I used to watch a show where the folks had a cement pond.

My Mother was a stunt double on that show.

Whenever you saw Aunt B in a bar fight or jumping a fence, that was my Mom!


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: DolfanBob on January 30, 2013, 01:50:11 pm
My Mother was a stunt double on that show.

Whenever you saw Aunt B in a bar fight or jumping a fence, that was my Mom!

You must mean Granny. Aunt B was in Mayberry not Beverly Hills.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: RecycleMichael on January 30, 2013, 01:51:04 pm
yeah, that's it.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Red Arrow on January 30, 2013, 04:00:13 pm
I used to watch a show where the folks had a cement pond.

Me too.  I believe they also discharged firearms within city limits on that show too.  Something about shooting wings off of flys without killing the fly.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: DolfanBob on January 30, 2013, 05:40:57 pm
Me too.  I believe they also discharged firearms within city limits on that show too.  Something about shooting wings off of flys without killing the fly.

Wee Doggies!


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Ed W on January 30, 2013, 07:08:40 pm
56 and 60. Oh the horror.  :o

Hey!  Wait a minute!  I'm 61 and I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus.....which means my sex life died off and became a fossil long, long ago.

Oh, sorry.  TMI?


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on January 30, 2013, 07:49:38 pm
Hagar never made me particularly horny.  At least not flesh-colored dildo horny.

Brings a whole new connotation to "TA" truck stop. 


Thank God for little favors!!


That connotation has actually been around for a while in trucker circles....
But to be fair, it applies to truck stops in general.  The Shell station at mile 137 in OKC - right at the turnpike entrance used to be particularly "frisky".





Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Teatownclown on January 30, 2013, 08:18:30 pm
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/oral-sex-assassination-plot--1560455

"it's doom alone that counts"  ;D


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Breadburner on January 31, 2013, 07:49:09 am
Hey!  Wait a minute!  I'm 61 and I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus.....which means my sex life died off and became a fossil long, long ago.

Oh, sorry.  TMI?

I thought you were a Rectumsaurass...... ;D


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Conan71 on January 31, 2013, 08:50:07 am
You realize there is evidence of a lesbian dinosaur?

It was the Lickalotapus.


Title: Re: Oklahoma Couple Cited For Naked Truck Stop Antics
Post by: Hoss on January 31, 2013, 08:54:01 am
You realize there is evidence of a lesbian dinosaur?

It was the Lickalotapus.

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