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"Damn! It was just a rock."
Hope they don't notice the termite damage......
Gesundheit!
Damn Taco Bell!
All I said was, "We should talk about raising taxes for 1. River development 2. education 3. to fix our roads."
"Kids!"
Dang these Oklahoma hail storms.
This picture is from before I used Proactiv acne cream, and...
Achmed hears a who....
"A couch to block that hole...maybe some curtains here...it could work."
"Maria. I just met a girl named Maria. And suddenly, I found how wonderful a sound can be.... "
"Well Dad, everything was going along just fine and I was taking good care of the house until I invited all my terrorist friends over for a kegger..."
"Thank you for your order. Please pull up to the second window, please."
Little known 23rd sign of the apocylapse... termites the size of house cats.
"Dude...where's my car?"
I wish my neighbor would quit yelling "Allah Akbar".....
Would you like fries with that?
or
Thank you drive through...