Well of course his staffers have these email accounts. How else can Trump secretly communicate with his Russian overlords?
Good to have you back!
I mean, you're horribly wrong. But opposition is a good thing.
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Our new national priorities:
1) Proving that the inauguration crowd was the bestest ever!
2) Making sure scientific data passes through the political officers at the Kremlin before being released. No, dang it, I mean passes through the office of the Grand Ayatollah. Ahh! Wrong again. Making sure scientific data passes through Trump's office and passes political muster before being released, because science!
3) Finding a way to reinstate black site prisons and torture, which his military advisers, CIA chief, and Defense Secretary all acknowledge isn't useful, because Freedom!
4) Spending tens of billions in money we don't have on a wall that experts say won't stop Mexican immigration (which is a net zero anyway), because populism!
5) De-funding the arts, saving over 0.0015% of the Federal Budget annually, because fiscally conservative!
6) Investigating the conspiracy theory that massive voter fraud made it look like President Trump lost the popular vote by 3,000,000 people. Step 1: find any indication that it might have happened. Step 2: try to find any evidence that it might have happened, Step 3: Run data through the political data filter. Because ego!
7) Have the Federal Government pick winners and losers in the free market by mandating protectionists quotas (though shalt use X product made in the USA to do Y), because small government and free markets!
Control as much of the communication with the public as possible, because transparency!
9) Repeal a law that by objective measures has done everything Republicans wanted it to do (before it was passed by Democrats, the ACA was basically the Republican plan). Insure an extra 20 million Americans. Slow the rising cost of healthcare. Release more information so consumers can make better health choices. Reduce the number of uninsured. Reduce readmission and complication rates. Save the Federal Government $100,000,000,000.00 per year in net.
What? It helps people afford healthcare, improves the quality, slows the cost growth, releases more information, and saves us money --- KILL IT! Kill it with fire!
Finally release that "better" replacement you've been working on for 8 years, because I've said it sucks so now I have to stick to it in spite of any evidence to the contrary!
10) Support legislation to specifically allow discrimination against a minority segment of the US population (the first of its kind in the US since the civil war - making American Great Again!), because of the gay agenda!
11) Hand control of international trade in the Pacific over to China, because they took our jobs!
12) Coerce local States into doing the Federal Government's job of enforcing immigration law, because States rights and small government!