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slatermart
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« on: June 05, 2009, 09:05:47 am »

If any one is interested, I have access to a private placement program that can fund $15 and $30 million projects. It doesn't cost anything to submit a project for approval.


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Mjcpr
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 10:43:45 am »

I would like to have a pool.

TIA
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dbacks fan
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 11:20:50 am »

I have a bridge for sale, and some ocean front property near Yuma.......
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PepePeru
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 11:32:02 am »

just my luck.

I have a $24,000,000 project that needs funding.

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 11:33:52 am »

I'm sitting on about 33 million dollars that I need someones cooperation in transferring to this country from my bank in Nigeria.

I'll split it with you 50/50 for your inconvenience.

I just need some information.  Please email sucker@freekingidiot.com

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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 11:47:42 am »

I have several projects:

My Home
1. Deck on the back of my house
2. Redo my kitchen
3. Bathroom
4. Hardwoods in my bedroom
5. New carpet in other rooms
6. Replace brass fixtures throughout the house (including fireplace!)
7. Siding
(alternatively new house, but I have location conditions. Call to discuss.)

Guesthouse:
1. I want one.

My Sail Boat:
1. Trailer need to be sanded and repainted
2. New mast step would be nice
3. Secondary Tramp
4. Jib
5. Forward netting
6. refinish the hull
7. Custom sail

Fishing Boat:
1. Throttle Cable
2. New well pump
3. New bilge bump
4. Mounts for trolling motor
5. Screw it, new boat.

Car:
1. My wife wants to get something sporty.  Your discretion will be fine.  Convertible please.

Rifle
1. Something good for 400+ yards please.  .308 NATO preferred (7.62x51).   7.62x54 secondary.
2. Optics for said rifle.

Perks for being me:
1. Box at the BOK Center
2. Loge seats for TU Football
3. Private plane (with pilot) and/or share of a private jet
4. Vacation around the world
5. $5,000,000 for discretionary spending
6. $10,000,000 to TulsaNow to encourage coolness in Tulsa
7. $14,000,000 to me for safe keeping and/or to distribute as I see fit.

Really, that's about it.  Those private projects would greatly benefit me, privately.
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 01:35:53 pm »

My baby needs new shoes.
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2009, 08:23:16 am »

My baby needs new shoes.

You go to the casino for that.
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 10:24:17 am »

I'm going tomorrow.

If you guys want to make a list of how I should spend all my winnings, PM me.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 10:50:21 am »

I'm going tomorrow.

If you guys want to make a list of how I should spend all my winnings, PM me.

Well, MY baby needs a new pair of shoes.  Let's start there.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2009, 12:48:50 pm »

I am playing in two poker tournaments tomorrow...one at the Stratosphere and one at the Sahara. If I get dealt good cards, I will buy your daughter some pink baby shoes and matching fuzzy dice.
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 04:23:31 pm »

I am playing in two poker tournaments tomorrow...one at the Stratosphere and one at the Sahara. If I get dealt good cards, I will buy your daughter some pink baby shoes and matching fuzzy dice.

Score!  Who needs shoes when you have fuzzy dice!
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