Things I'm Tired Of...

[carltonplace]

Sensationalized local news:
Due to the mayor's budget cuts local cops are forced to use toilet paper around crime scenes instead of police tape: How you could be put in harm's way. Coming up - meatloaf has become sentient! How your family could be affected. Later we'll tell you about the potential deadly hail storms that will cause hysterical pregnancy and premature child birth, here on your station with the most accurate weather.

[custosnox]

Sensationalized local news:
Due to the mayor's budget cuts local cops are forced to use toilet paper around crime scenes instead of police tape: How you could be put in harm's way. Coming up - meatloaf has become sentient! How your family could be affected. Later we'll tell you about the potential deadly hail storms that will cause hysterical pregnancy and premature child birth, here on your station with the most accurate weather.

They were supposed to blur out my face when I told that reporter about lastnights dinner talking to me....

[PepePeru]

and on the lighter side,
there's a new "paw"ternity test out for dogs!
Now, when your little Precious gives birth to a new litter, you can find out just what neighborhood mutt is the puppy daddy.

[USRufnex]

"Bingo, Rufus, Mr. Waddles, and Elmer.... you are NOT the father....



Porkchop.... you ARE the father."