Of course she is going to endorse Trump. She's irrelevant, if she didn't do something big soon people would forget who she is. Trump gets the most attention, so Palin gets the most attention. Plus, Cruz couldn't have her as a VP candidate and still be seen as the grown up in the room.
Heck, even God doesn't want Sarah Palin involved in government, at least, according to her...
because I'm going to know, at the end of the day, putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4. So I'm not discouraged at all.
And she lost. Ergo, God didnt think she was the right thing for America. Sarah Palin believes God wanted Obama in the White House. Or, at least, she said she believed that before he won instead of her. She certainly hasn't treated him as if he were endorsed by God. I wonder what changed her mind - I win, it means I'm endorsed by God. I lose... nah, it doesn't mean anything!
Of course, this level of denial is par for the course:
Well, I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing ... any hint of any kind of unethical activity there
Said Sarah Palin after a 263 page investigative report found that she abuse her power as governor and violated multiple ethics laws. When in doubt, just smile and lie.
Teen pregnancies while espousing the virtues of no sex education, bloody family brawls, wife beating, shooting animals from your front porch, pride in ignorance, and explaining a speeding ticket by saying you weren't seeding, you were "qualifying..." It's white trash TV! Seriously, you couldn't make up a better SNL candidate. Too funny.
Read all of these in your best mocking SNL character voice:
It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out.
Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant -- they're quite clear -- that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments.
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?
That's status quo, and GOP leaders, by the way, y'know the man can only ride ya when your back is bent.
we going to kick in the plan that will get this economy back on the right track and really shore up the strategies that we need over in Iraq and Iran to win these wars
He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.
[Paul Revere] did warn the British. And in a shout-out, gotcha-type of question that was asked of me, I answered candidly.
And I know my American history.
But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.
I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out.
Katie Couric: "What other Supreme Court decisions do you disagree with?"
Sarah Palin: "Well, let's see. There's --of course --in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings, there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American. And there are -- those issues, again, like Roe v Wade where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So you know -- going through the history of America, there would be others but--"
Couric: "Can you think of any?"
Palin: "Well, I could think of -- of any again, that could be best dealt with on a more local level. Maybe I would take issue with.
I think it's appalling and a violation of our freedom of the press.
for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media
'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!
Should have accepted the assistance of. . . The Dutch and the Norwegians, they are known for dikes and for cleaning up water and for dealing with spills.
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.
Damn she's great.
