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Title: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 10, 2013, 12:08:49 pm
The news conference....

Professional Soccer Coming Back To Tulsa
http://www.newson6.com/story/20683331/professional-soccer-coming-back-to-tulsa

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"Bringing soccer back to Tulsa on a professional level just kind of makes sense right now, with the PSL," said owner Adam Mellor. "It's a good time, especially with the youth and the way the youth is going with the youth organizations that are coming in. It makes a lot of sense for us to be in right now."

The league is really hit or miss in terms of attendance. Dallas has the attendance record with 5,900 fans, but the league average is less than one thousand a game.

"But wait! There's more!...."

Youth Soccer Growing In Popularity In Tulsa
http://www.newson6.com/story/20701863/youth-soccer-growing-in-popularity-in-tulsa

Viva la Revolution!
New soccer franchise continues local tradition
JANUARY 30, 2013
http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A56437

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On April 26, 1980, more than 30,000 Tulsans packed into Skelly Stadium at TU to watch the Tulsa Roughnecks' 2-1 victory over the all-star loaded New York Cosmos. Thirty-three years later, Adam Mellor and Shannon Clarke hope that they will be able to tap into that love for the sport in the city. Professional soccer has returned to T-Town.

Mellor and Clarke are the co-owners of the newly formed Tulsa Revolution, who will make their home at the Tulsa Convention Center downtown. The Revolution will pick up the mantle of representing Tulsa in professional soccer from a string of teams that started with the original incarnation of the Roughnecks.

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It's hard to pinpoint the exact reason why the Roughnecks were such a popular team, whether it was the foreign players like Billy Caskey or player/manager Charlie Mitchell, the Scotsman who would lay his roots in Tulsa as a restaurant operator and participant in local youth soccer. Or the colorful management of Noel Lemon who famously quipped in 1980, "We've only been in the league two and a half years and already half the teams hate us. Give me another two years and we'll have them all."

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"We started this team due to our love of the game and the great interest in the sport and the extreme soccer talent in Tulsa," said co-owner Shannon Clark. "We're putting in a lot of effort to bring in the soccer community, especially young kids." When asked what kind of atmosphere can fans expect, co-owner Adam Mellor said he hopes that it's "similar to an atmosphere you might see in the EPL [English Premier League] with fans chanting, and noisemakers."

Pro Indoor soccer returning to Tulsa
by John D. Ferguson
1/16/2013
http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?subjectid=29&articleid=20130116_29_B2_Profes450044

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Professional Arena Soccer League commissioner Kevin Milliken has two simple rules for allowing teams into the indoor league.

"One, I must like you, and two, you have to have a place to play that's acceptable by the league," Milliken said by telephone Tuesday.

While Milliken and other team owners know there's much more to it than just two rules, Tulsa's entry in the PASL met every criterion.

Tulsa Revolution marks return of indoor soccer to City
by John D. Ferguson
1/25/2013
http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?subjectid=29&articleid=20130125_29_B2_CUTLIN778527&allcom=1

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Game tickets will range from $9 to $25. Season tickets will be available at the end of February.

More team information can be found at tulsarevolution.com. Mellor added the website will go live next week.

Joining the Tulsa press conference was Dallas Sidekicks owner Ronnie Davis. The Sidekicks have the highest PASL attendance, averaging more than 5,000 fans per game.

"Now, how much would you pay?"   ;D

http://tulsarevolution.pointstreaksites.com/view/tulsarevolution#.URfgwGfaGSo

http://www.arenaleague.com/



Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: Ed W on February 10, 2013, 03:42:51 pm
Watching soccer is like watching a golf tournament but without the edge-of-your-seat excitement of watching grown men swat little balls around in a park.

Just sayin'


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 10, 2013, 08:36:45 pm
Watching soccer is like watching a golf tournament but without the edge-of-your-seat excitement of watching grown men swat little balls around in a park.

Just sayin'


They go for the excitement of possible concussion, broken bones, maiming, or even death of or from the fans in the stands.



Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: dbacks fan on February 10, 2013, 10:27:18 pm
So this is soccer's version of arena football, or I couldn't cut it in the NFL or the CFL so I wound up here.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: DolfanBob on February 11, 2013, 10:15:16 am
I love it. The Dallas Sidekicks and The San Diego Sockers. I wish there were more NASL team names. Brings back fun times and memories.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 12, 2013, 03:29:17 pm
I'll probably make it to some of the games since they're downtown, but yeah, it's pretty much soccer's version of arena football.
The first time they tried to make this work, they played a partial season at Soccer City on Mingo in 2007 and drew a couple hundred fans or so per game, if memory serves.

After the NASL died in the mid-eighties, indoor soccer became the highest level of pro soccer in the US by default.
I think the San Diego Sockers were more known for their indoor success and years playing in the MISL than the old NASL outdoor team.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Indoor_Soccer_League_%281978%E2%80%931992%29

DB (and dback, for that matter...), I keep hoping that somebody with $$$ and a league with a suitable business model will spur a return of the Roughnecks into the new outdoor NASL one level below MLS, but keep getting only nibbles thus far... http://www.nasl.com/index.php?id=7

Technically, Tulsa couldn't get into the MISL in the 80s because our indoor arena was deemed too small-- although I suspect the real reason was because the MISL already had a small market team close by in Wichita.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Wings
If memory serves, it was owners from Wichita who bankrolled the Tulsa Ambush thinking they could find local ownership here in 1991-92.
Unfortunately, the team went 7-33 and drew average crowds of around 3k per game before being moved to St Louis the following season. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Ambush
  
Outdoor professional soccer was minor league in this country for an entire decade, until MLS was formed in the mid-nineties.
Tulsa was a finalist for a team, but Skelly Stadium still had astroturf and the league wanted all games played on natural grass surfaces.

So far, the team has yet to name a coach or any players... would be fun to see this guy play again-- he's worth the price of a ticket... and he's back in Tulsa on the coaching staff with NSC/Hurricane...
http://www.tschurricane.com/staff/622894.html

Wait and see.
 


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: RecycleMichael on February 12, 2013, 06:07:06 pm
He coaches a girls team in my daughter's league this indoor season. My daughter's coach is former Roughneck Victor Moreland.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: guido911 on February 15, 2013, 12:25:25 am
Watching soccer is like watching a golf tournament but without the edge-of-your-seat excitement of watching grown men swat little balls around in a park.

Just sayin'

Yep.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 17, 2013, 12:56:27 pm
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Dear Heirony & Guido,

Go play in traffic.

XXXX's and OOOO's

RUF


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 17, 2013, 01:10:50 pm
And in related news....

OKC Lands PDL Soccer Franchise
http://www.news9.com/story/21199719/okc-lands-pdl-soccer-franchise

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Oklahoma City, OK - Oklahoma City has been awarded a Premier Developmental League (PDL) soccer franchise and will open its inaugural season at home on May 11 versus the Austin Aztex. Home games will be played at Stars Field on the campus of Oklahoma City University.

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"We welcome Oklahoma City FC to the PDL and look forward to having them compete in one of the league's strongest divisions starting with the 2013 season," USL President Tim Holt said. "With such a strong and stable ownership group and experienced executive leadership, we expect Oklahoma City FC to thrive in a market with unlimited potential."

Oklahoma City FC's ownership group is led by metro-area residents Sean Jones, Donna Clark and Tim McLaughlin. Sold Out Strategies, operated by former Oklahoma City Blazers pro hockey executives Brad Lund and DeBray Ayala, will serve as the managing partner.

Oklahoma City will compete in the Southern Conference's Mid South Division featuring five opponents from Texas – the Austin Aztex, Texas Dutch Lions (Houston), El Paso Patriots, Laredo Heat and West Texas Sockers (Midland).

"Oklahoma City has historically supported its minor and major league teams like no other city in the country," stated Oklahoma FC managing partner DeBray Ayala. "PDL will be the highest level of team soccer OKC has showcased in more than 15 years."

So... Brad Lund has found a minor league opportunity where you don't have to pay any of your players?......... schweeeeeeeet!


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 18, 2013, 10:02:34 pm

Dear Heirony & Guido,

Go play in traffic.

XXXX's and OOOO's

RUF


Took you a week??  Geez....I'm losing faith in you!


Or are you, too, becoming compromised by the corruption in another mafia run sport?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/12/soccer-match-fixing-scandal_n_2671282.html






Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 19, 2013, 10:40:35 am
The ONLY reason you're posting crap like this is because you hate my views on gun control.

If I were a baseball fan, you'd post some bogus argument about guns versus baseball bats.

If I were a hockey fan, you'd post some nonsense about that sport...

The Tulsa metro area is a unique soccer market... http://www.tulsanow.org/forum/index.php?topic=6533.10;wap2

I would love to see a pro team at the top of the pyramid here as fitting tribute to the decades of community involvement by soccer people like Charlie Mitchell, Victor Moreland, Keith Eddy, Steve Earle, etc etc etc... and yes, there is a bias on my part dating back three decades ago that our fans deserve a pro team more than other cities already in MLS and the NASL...

http://www.ussoccerplayers.com/tulsas-charity-case
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On November 4, 1983 KMRG radio host Fred Campbell launched a “Save Our Soccer” campaign in a last ditch effort to make the payroll and save the franchise. Within hours donors were lined up outside the station, with Roughnecks players and staff handling phone pledges and Tulsa residents going door-to-door asking for donations. As Communications Director Allen McLaughlin put it, “this is more or less the fans bailing us out.”

By the next day 12,350 fans had given $65,627 dollars, $25,000 more than was needed to make the payroll.

If you were trying to make a serious argument as to whether the new team here will fail or succeed, I might take something you post seriously.

Otherwise, you're just being a Troll.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 19, 2013, 11:46:02 am
He coaches a girls team in my daughter's league this indoor season. My daughter's coach is former Roughneck Victor Moreland.

RM, have you seen this one?

Billy Caskey & Victor Moreland Interview
GlentoranTV posted in 2011[/i]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2m7GdEP_ig

Billy & Victor start talking about their Tulsa days at 12 mins.... again at 18 mins talking about cutting off Caskey's cast with a hacksaw in the hopes he could play at least 2 minutes in Soccer Bowl '83.... at 34 minutes, Victor talks about his youth club...


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 19, 2013, 12:47:25 pm
The ONLY reason you're posting crap like this is because you hate my views on gun control.
f I were a baseball fan, you'd post some bogus argument about guns versus baseball bats.
If I were a hockey fan, you'd post some nonsense about that sport...

The Tulsa metro area is a unique soccer market... http://www.tulsanow.org/forum/index.php?topic=6533.10;wap2

I would love to see a pro team at the top of the pyramid here as fitting tribute to the decades of community involvement by soccer people like Charlie Mitchell, Victor Moreland, Keith Eddy, Steve Earle, etc etc etc... and yes, there is a bias on my part dating back three decades ago that our fans deserve a pro team more than other cities already in MLS and the NASL...

http://www.ussoccerplayers.com/tulsas-charity-case
If you were trying to make a serious argument as to whether the new team here will fail or succeed, I might take something you post seriously.

Otherwise, you're just being a Troll.

Wow!  You DO understand...in EXACTLY the same way as you have so enthusiastically attacked fans of all the shooting sports!!  Kind of surprised with all the brain damage going on in soccer (1.5 million incidents a year in this country alone) as well as real football, that it was that easy to figure out!!  

As for a new team failing...well that would pretty much seem to be a foregone conclusion based on history - regardless of what either you or I might wish to happen... I wouldn't mind having soccer here - it's almost as entertaining as Rugby, which I like to watch from time to time.  Plus there are enough relatives into that sort of thing, I know they would enjoy.

Sadly, it seems like so many have gotten "bored" with the traditional sports, including football, baseball, hockey, soccer, etc.  Just not enough "excitement" in them....we are devolving back to the point where we want 'blood sports'....  WWE and RAW, the Ultimate Fighting Championship carp, etc.  Hockey has always been there, but now we seem to be putting it into the others more and more.  I expect to see ancient Roman Coliseum type events during my lifetime.  James Caan did a movie called "Rollerball" a long time ago (mid 70's) that touched on the direction we seem to be headed - and it was remade in 2002.  Didn't see the most recent, but I am sure it was the same only more so.


So...if I am a troll, then I guess that would make YOU one too!!  Maybe you could post something sometime that someone could take seriously??



Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: dbacks fan on February 19, 2013, 01:52:02 pm
Heir, don't watch the remake of Roller Ball, it was an abomination. Mostly flash and eye candy.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 19, 2013, 03:22:32 pm
Wow!  You DO understand...in EXACTLY the same way as you have so enthusiastically attacked fans of all the shooting sports!!  Kind of surprised with all the brain damage going on in soccer (1.5 million incidents a year in this country alone) as well as real football, that it was that easy to figure out!!

Wow!  You DO understand and have finally admitted to the ridiculous grudge you have against me... which is EXACTLY why I think you're being an idiot by posting nonsense on this thread.

 
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So...if I am a troll, then I guess that would make YOU one too!!  Maybe you could post something sometime that someone could take seriously??

When I post my views on gun control, it is within the confines of a national political thread entitled, "Mass shootings within the last six months."  Posting my views on that subject has nothing to do with shooting sports (i.e. - using a rifle to shoot deer or skeet).  It has everything to do with my heartfelt disgust at weapons that are only manufactured to be nothing more than human killing machines, that brazenly appeal to anti-gubmint conspiracists and survivalists, needlessly endanger local police... and which, if I may reiterate, has NOTHING TO DO with any shooting sport I've ever heard of in my entire life.  My "anti-gun" views also include my heartfelt support for the right of someone who lives in a high crime area to own a handgun if they feel the need to do so and can pass a background check.

When you post your views on soccer, it is within the confines of a thread containing actual news about a team playing here next fall, and shouldn't have anything to do with your bizarre false equivalencies and hypotheticals that you only post here as a childish "TAKE THAT!" for me not agreeing with your extremist views against sensible gun control.

Start your own thread entitled, "Soccer balls are more lethal than assault weapons" in the national politics section and...

MAKE.  MY.  DAY.

Troll.


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: Gaspar on February 19, 2013, 04:31:39 pm
Sole-mates!
Troll-mates!

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Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 19, 2013, 06:40:05 pm
(http://www.bartcop.com/reagan-on-guns.jpg)

***would like to get back to an honest discussion of the new soccer team(s) brought up on this thread, if that's not asking too much...   ::)

Meanwhile, in Indianapolis....
"Over 1,500 Season Tickets Have Been Sold After Just Two Weeks"
http://www.nasl.com/index.php?id=3&newsid=3679


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 19, 2013, 08:16:42 pm
Wow!  You DO understand and have finally admitted to the ridiculous grudge you have against me... which is EXACTLY why I think you're being an idiot by posting nonsense on this thread.

 
When I post my views on gun control, it is within the confines of a national political thread entitled, "Mass shootings within the last six months."  Posting my views on that subject has nothing to do with shooting sports (i.e. - using a rifle to shoot deer or skeet).  It has everything to do with my heartfelt disgust at weapons that are only manufactured to be nothing more than human killing machines, that brazenly appeal to anti-gubmint conspiracists and survivalists, needlessly endanger local police... and which, if I may reiterate, has NOTHING TO DO with any shooting sport I've ever heard of in my entire life.  My "anti-gun" views also include my heartfelt support for the right of someone who lives in a high crime area to own a handgun if they feel the need to do so and can pass a background check.

When you post your views on soccer, it is within the confines of a thread containing actual news about a team playing here next fall, and shouldn't have anything to do with your bizarre false equivalencies and hypotheticals that you only post here as a childish "TAKE THAT!" for me not agreeing with your extremist views against sensible gun control.

Start your own thread entitled, "Soccer balls are more lethal than assault weapons" in the national politics section and...

MAKE.  MY.  DAY.

Troll.


Can you spell disingenuous?


Ok, so you still haven't addressed either of the points I have raised here about soccer regarding brain damage being done to at least hundreds of thousands of kids, with over a million and a half hospital ER visits every year.  Nor the mafia connection to professional soccer.  You are just off in the weeds with your own false equivalencies - just because I own an AK or AR or any other multi-shot semi-automatic, as well as millions of other law abiding shooting sports fans, does not mean any of us are going on a killing rampage.  Sad you cannot understand that.





Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 19, 2013, 10:40:45 pm
You're the one being disingenuous.  You lost me at: "They go for the excitement of possible concussion, broken bones, maiming, or even death of or from the fans in the stands."
Your gun agenda is the ONLY REASON you pretend to care about head injuries in the sport of soccer, and the only reason you keep babbling on about the mafia.
I've obviously made a mistake in responding to you at all, because you're making it a point to divert the subject from the new indoor soccer team to anything you can google that suits your own obtuse gun rights agenda... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ax%20to%20grind

If I liked harpoons, I don't doubt you'd go on a harpoon-shooting spree... just to prove your point.   :P

Wayne LaPierre Goes On Harpooning Spree To Prove Some Sort Of Point
Jan 18, 2013
http://www.theonion.com/articles/wayne-lapierre-goes-on-harpooning-spree-to-prove-s,30947/

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Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 20, 2013, 12:04:30 pm
http://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/guide/head-injuries-causes-and-treatments

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What Sports and Recreational Activities Offer the Most Risk of Head Injury?

In 2008, the following activities resulted in the highest number of head injuries for all ages:

    Cycling
    Football
    Basketball
    Baseball and softball
    Riding powered recreational vehicles such as dune buggies, go-carts, and mini bikes

According to the Brain Injury Association of America, the five leading activities responsible for concussions in children and adolescents aged 5 to 18 years of age are:

    Cycling
    Football
    Basketball
    Playground activities
    Soccer


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 20, 2013, 01:15:14 pm

Your gun agenda is the ONLY REASON you pretend to care about head injuries in the sport of soccer, and the only reason you keep babbling on about the mafia.
I've obviously made a mistake in responding to you at all, because you're making it a point to divert the subject from the new indoor soccer team to anything you can google that suits your own obtuse gun rights agenda... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ax%20to%20grind


From Merriam-Webster
disingenuous:  lacking in candor; also : giving a false appearance of simple frankness : calculating

As in the way you wade into making uneducated, uninformed statements about shooting sports fans.  Calling names.  Describing them in truly despicable, ignorant comments.  Hmmm...don't those European soccer hooligans also behave that way...why, yes, they do!  Have you had "training" in Europe??   I bet Noel Lemon would loved to have had a harpoon!


In spite of the uninformed comment regarding motivations - you cannot possibly know mine other than the stated ones of being a major supporter of shooting sports of all kinds - I have long been concerned about head injuries from many organized sports.  So now you have actual, real information about a second motivation.  I also submit that they should actually be separated from collegiate associations, since not only are they NOT a amateur sport as practiced in this country, but they actually DO contribute to long term adverse effects on so many of the participants - they have no business in college or high school.  And soccer - even though it is only 5th on your list, still contributed over 1.5 million hospital ER visits to the carnage.  Which means, by definition, that the other sports listed are worse.  No valid commentary to be heard on that yet, either...just dissemination of disinformation about another sport.

Even the most vested of interests in the country for football, the NFL, is finally, at long last, at least starting to give lip service to the idea there might be problems with the way these high impact sports are played here.  Any real thoughts about that?   Maybe the only mistake in responding at all was to attack and disparage law abiding sportsmen with ignorance and hubris.

As for the mafia, well, I guess you can stay in denial, but it is a real problem worldwide...one you absolutely refuse to address in any real, substantive way, other than to mouth some plaintive bleat about "babbling".  News flash - that plaintive bleat is babbling!

Perhaps if a football fan had so blatantly and ignorantly, with no real knowledge about the topic had made similar pejorative comments, I would definitely bring similar information to light about football.  After all, it is worse than soccer!!  (I guess I can let the NFL do that for now...)

So, you insist on attacking another sport as somehow being a threat to the very existence of mankind, while ignoring questions about millions of hospital events, the real long term adverse effects of high impact sports, and criminal infiltration into the operation of one of those sports...

Are you a smoker, too?  With kids?



Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 20, 2013, 01:48:50 pm
http://www.tulsanow.org/forum/index.php?topic=19791.90

heironymouspasparagus...are you really trying to compare soccer smack from an owner thirty years ago as a cause of gun violence today?

That is got to be the stupidest thing you have ever written.

Sorry, RM... evidently I've inspired Mr. Heirony to try to outdo himself...

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Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 20, 2013, 02:38:54 pm
http://www.tulsanow.org/forum/index.php?topic=19791.90

Sorry, RM... evidently I've inspired Mr. Heirony to outdo himself...

(http://www.omfgod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/double-facepalm.jpg)

You really just don't get it, do you?

Still smoking after all these years....


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 20, 2013, 03:36:21 pm
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Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 20, 2013, 03:47:48 pm




I keep posing questions and topics of concern and you keep avoiding them and not discussing them - topics directly related to soccer as it might possibly be implemented here - things to mitigate what is going on in the sport in other parts of the country and world.

Keeping on smokin'....





Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 20, 2013, 04:24:45 pm
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Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 20, 2013, 06:23:35 pm




Well, when ya got nothing...ya go with what ya know...



Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: TulsaRufnex on February 20, 2013, 07:18:02 pm
The Tulsa Revolution players will not be controlled by agents of the mafia.
People don't gamble on indoor soccer.
If a player gets a concussion, he will be treated for such, not unlike other sports.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjAunQGf5J0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

There.  Feel better?..... oooh look, something shiny!!!.... is it a gun?  It could be a gun.  I dunno, bet it's a shiny gun!!!.... Wanna go fetch it !?!


Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: heironymouspasparagus on February 20, 2013, 08:18:04 pm
The Tulsa Revolution players will not be controlled by agents of the mafia.
People don't gamble on indoor soccer.
If a player gets a concussion, he will be treated for such, not unlike other sports.

There.  Feel better?..... oooh look, something shiny!!!.... is it a gun?  It could be a gun.  I dunno, bet it's a shiny gun!!!.... Wanna go fetch it !?!


Now THAT is funny!  Good to see the thoughtfulness....
Super Xuxa...ultimate soccer mom!!  The pink dolphin may be a little over the top.... 


If nothing else has come from this interchange, I have a fun, new web site to visit!  Gotta thank you for that!!  In tribute to arena soccer coming to town, I will return the favor...here is one of my favorite places.  I have the mug, and get the 12 month calendar just about every year!!
http://www.despair.com/

And in keeping with out trip down memory lane, I offer this... you should recognize it!   Those uniforms...!!  Whew!  Good thing they got left in the 80's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZLy_CA-_fGg


May be right...probably won't be enough money to interest the mafia. 

People gamble on anything.  There is someone somewhere who is gambling on arena soccer this very minute.  What's the deal with arena anything, anyway?  Football or soccer...it's like 'daycare' soccer (or football).  Or indoor hockey - it should always be outdoors on real ice.


Remember....
If everything is terrible, then nothing is....



Title: Re: Professional soccer in downtown Tulsa (ed: Semi-pro human pinball at Conv. Ctr.)
Post by: Gaspar on March 08, 2013, 03:42:38 pm
The Norwegians have figured out how to make soccer interesting.  I would go see this!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnxwvEqGlqs[/youtube]